How Weird Are Your Bathroom Habits?

Are your bathroom habits kind of weird or are they totally normal? It's time to find out how well you're really spending your time in the bathroom. Ready to find out? Start the quiz!

Question 1/10
When you go, do you sit, squat, or stand?
I sit.
I squat.
I stand.
It depends on my mood.

Question 2/10
How do you wash your hands?
Soap and then water.
Water and then soap.
Soap and water at the same time.

Question 3/10
When do you weigh yourself?
First thing in the morning.
Before and after going number two.
At the end of the day.
After every pee.

Question 4/10
How do you brush your teeth?
Rinse and then toothpaste.
Toothpaste and then rinse.
Just toothpaste.
It depends on the day.

Question 5/10
You're going number two. What are you doing to pass the time?
Pass the time? I'm in and out in under 5.
I read shampoo bottles, anything with words.
I read a book or a magazine.
I read my phone.

Question 6/10
What's the first thing you wash in the shower?
My hair
My body
My face
It varies

Question 7/10
How much time do you think you spend in the bathroom a day?
Like a 30 minutes.
An hour or so.
Two hours.
Three or more hours.

Question 8/10
Do you shampoo first or condition first?
Same time!

Question 9/10
Have you ever eaten on the toilet?
Yes, who hasn't?
Once, but I was in a hurry.
Never, that's disgusting.

Question 10/10
Does your dog ever come into the bathroom with you?
Based on the results of this quiz, you've got some seriously weird bathroom habits! Who knows why you do the things you do, but you love to spend a lot of time in this room of the home. Whether it's weighing yourself before and after going number two, eating, or checking for a murderer behind the shower curtain, you're the king or queen of weird bathroom habits!

You've Got Some Weird Bathroom Habits!
Based on the results of this quiz, your bathroom habits are a little on the weird side! Okay, so you've eaten on the toilet before and you always check behind the shower curtain for potential serial killers at night. You get most of your reading done while on the Lou and tend to spend more than an average amount of time just hanging out in the bathroom.

Your Bathroom Habits Are A Little Weird!
Based on the results of this quiz, your bathroom habits are totally normal! While you sometimes see the bathroom as a relaxing spa like getaway, other times you see it as a purely utilitarian place to get in and out of. You don't waste much time in the bathroom and tend to be pretty practical/normal in your everyday habits.

Your Bathroom Habits Are Totally Normal!
Your bathroom habits are mostly normal! For the most part, you use the bathroom like anyone else. Other times, it's your private den of silence and happiness. You love to read on the toilet, sing in the shower, and generally do whatever strikes your fancy. Sure, you've been guilty of eating or drinking in the bathroom to save time, but for the most part, you're fairly normal!

Your Bathroom Habits Are Mostly Normal!