How Happy Will You Be In 5 Years?

Find out if you'll be a sad sack or a happy camper!
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Question 1/10

Do you dance?
Yes
No
Only if I'm drunk.
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Question 2/10

Do you eat chocolate every day?
Yes
No
Does it count if it's a secret?
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Question 3/10

Do you live in a sunny climate?
Yes
No
I'm a snowbird!
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Question 4/10

Will you exercise today?
Yes
No
I ran for the bus!
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Question 5/10

Do you smoke?
Yes
No
Only when I drink.
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Question 6/10

Do you spend at least 1 hour a day outside in nature?
Yes
No
I barely have time to shower!
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Question 7/10

Are you in love (cats don’t count)?
Yes
No
What do you mean cats don't count?
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Question 8/10

Do you keep a diary?
Yes
No
Does texting count?
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Question 9/10

Do you have at least one dependable friend?
Yes
No
My cat brought me a dead bat.
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Question 10/10

Do you have career plans beyond what you’re doing right now?
Yes
No
I'm gonna join the circus.
Result
That's very happy indeed!

You Will Be a Ray of Smug Sunshine and Everyone Will Be Jealous Forevah!

Happy and hot- what could be better?

You Will Have a Rock-hard Butt and Everyone Will Be Jealous

It's never to late to eat that ice cream.

You Will Be Happy But You'll Always Regret Not Eating That Extra Ice Cream Cone

You will be a very happy woman!

You Will Have Love and Joy and Be Hand-fed Cherry Cupcakes Like a Queen

Uh oh- maybe you should treat yourself to some rest and treats!

You Will Be an Angry Yoga Instructor

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