How Dirty Is Your Mind Actually?

Take this quiz to figure out if you're as naive as they get, or if you should get your mind out of the gutter!

Question 1/10
When you're asked to tell a joke, how often does a dirty joke cross your mind?
Always, dirty jokes are my default jokes.
Sometimes, it depends on the audience.
Never, I only know clean jokes!

Question 2/10
You see a VERY attractive stranger at the gym. What do you think about?
Approaching the stranger and striking up a conversation
Getting coffee with the stranger
Cooking a romantic meal at home for the stranger
Doing improper things with that stranger at your gym

Question 3/10
Pick a number!

Question 4/10
Do sex scenes during movies make you feel uncomfortable?
Yes, all the time.
It depends who I'm watching the movie with.
No, they make the movies more interesting!

Question 5/10
What's your preferred drink on a Saturday night?
Long Island Iced Tea
Tequila shots
Shirley Temple

Question 6/10
You're watching the news, and a man is being interviewed with the name of "Ben Dover." On a scale of 1-10, with 10 being the most, how much do you want to chuckle?

Question 7/10
Choose a color!
Fire engine red
Jet black

Question 8/10
When you hear the phrase 'happy ending,' what comes to your mind first?
Fairy tales and princess stories
Children's books
Massage parlors

Question 9/10
Quick, is the first thing that comes to your mind when you're asked to think of an object made of rubber a dirty thought?

Question 10/10
You're at walking down the hallway of a hotel when you hear a woman exclaim, 'What a dirty boy you are!' behind you. Before turning around, what do you expect to see?
A mother and her muddy son
A couple teasing each other
A business man with a woman he just met on the street corner
You are almost as innocent as they get! You always assume the best in others, and indecent, improper thoughts rarely cross your mind. Your mind is 17% dirty!

17% Dirty
You like to believe that you have a fairly innocent mind, but the truth is - a dirty idea crosses your thoughts a bit less than half the time. That's okay though. There's no problem at having a little chuckle to yourself every now and then, right? Your mind is 48% dirty!

48% Dirty
You know your mind isn't the dirtiest, but you also acknowledge that improper innuendos and indecent thoughts pop up often! We hope this quiz gave you plenty to giggle about. Your mind is 79% dirty!

79% Dirty
This quiz probably made you giggle and chuckle on many more than a few occasions. For some reason, you're always attaching hidden, second meanings to normal, every day events, and this may have led to some awkward situations for you! Your mind is 93% dirty! Maybe it's time to try to clean it up?

93% Dirty