Learn yer real hillbilly name with this here quiz!
Question 1/10
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What's yer gender?
Male
Female
Question 2/10
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Where do ya fit in with yer siblin's?
Oldest
Middle Child
Youngest
Only Child
Question 3/10
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Do you prefer to be called hillbilly or redneck?
Hillbilly
Redneck
Same Thing
Two Completely Different Things
Both are Offensive
Both are Acceptable
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Do you have a nickname?
Yes
No
Rather not say
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Are you more of a rebel or more of a conformist?
Rebel
Conformist
Not Sure
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Choose yer favorite hillbilly word.
Gumption
Tarnation
Vittles
Mater
Tater
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What makes you a hillbilly?
Living in the Hills
My Clothes
My Personality
My Gun Collection
Nothing
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How would you rather spend yer day off?
Watchin' TV
Huntin'
Fishin'
Muddin'
Snoozin'
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Who's yer favorite famous hillbilly?
Popcorn Sutton
Ernie Brown
Butch Anthony
Herbert Coward
None of These
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Which weird pet would you rather have?
Pig
Chicken
Oppossum
Yer real hillbilly name is Molly Sue. Yer rebellious, but sweet tempered.
Molly Sue
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Yer real hillbilly name is Bobby Jack. Yer bold and adventurous, but you like to keep life simple.
Bobby Jack
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Yer real hillbilly name is Bubba Ray. Yer a pertective person who likes to have a good time.
Bubba Ray
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Yer real hillbilly name is Betty Jo. Yer a kind person who's generly happy with yer life.
Betty Jo
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Yer real hillbilly name is Billy Bob. Yer an outgoing and independent person.
Billy Bob
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