Question 1/10
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What is one of your greatest strengths?
Can talk my way out of anything.
Always know the right thing to say.
Super organized.
Well read.
Loyal and dependable friend.
Question 2/10
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If you were going to start a business, what kind of business would you start?
Consulting firm
Bakery or restaurant
Clothing boutique
Convenience store
Home improvement
Question 3/10
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How would you describe yourself?
A hero of sorts.
A modern day Fonzie.
A class act.
A big nerd.
None of these.
Question 4/10
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What would you be most likely to fail?
A math test
A lie detector test
An ethics test
An eating contest
A reading test
Question 5/10
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What kind of contest would you be most likely to win?
A dance off
A beauty contest
A math challenge
A sleeping contest
An athletic contest
Question 6/10
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Which of these is your biggest challenge?
Honesty
Relaxing
Treating myself
Making money
Connecting with others
Question 7/10
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What word would Trump use to describe you?
Huge
Tremendous
Patriot
Snowflake
Liar
Question 8/10
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Which of these things do you find the most annoying?
Lack of loyalty
Laziness
Injustice
Ignorance
Do gooders
Question 9/10
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What cause is most important to you?
Universal healthcare
Equal pay
Lower taxes
Immigration reform
Gun laws
Question 10/10
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Which city would you most like to call home?
New York
Los Angeles
Chicago
Washington DC
Tampa
Trump would pardon you for lying to authorities! Hey, everyone gets caught being bad sometimes, but you're an expert liar who can talk your way out of anything. Well, almost! Eventually, your charm offensive would fall apart and your lies would be exposed. Don't worry, Trump's got your back!
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Trump would pardon you for accepting bribes! Hey, in this day and age, it's hard not to accept a little bribe money every now and then. After all, money talks and sometimes actions speak louder than words. While you wouldn't be proud of accepting bribes, you certainly wouldn't lose any sleep over it either. Don't worry, getting caught would just result in a pardon for you.
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Trump would pardon you for tax evasion! Hey, we get it, paying taxes can be a total drag. You work hard day in and day out only to see most of your money taken by the government. Evading taxes is a big crime, but not to worry, Trump most definitely has your back.
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Trump would pardon you for money laundering! Money seems to make the world go round, which is why money laundering can be a pretty lucrative deal. You're tired of having to struggle to get by and secretly want to find a way to get some big money fast. Don't worry, even though you'll get caught, Trump will pardon you and send you on your way.
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Trump would pardon you for stealing! Okay, so you couldn't afford that handbag you really wanted so you decided to steal it instead of saving up. It wasn't your proudest moment, but we've all been in dicey situations like this. Luckily, Trump would take pity on your predicament and grant you a full pardon. Just try not to let your urges get the best of you again!
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The President loves to impart a good pardon, but what exactly would Trump pardon you for? It's time to find out which bad behavior you'd get a pass on! Ready for the results? Start the quiz!
