How Sarcastic Are You?

Question 1/10
What's your favorite website?
The Onion

Question 2/10
What do you have for breakfast in the morning?
Yogurt or granola

Question 3/10
What was your childhood like?
Just fantastic. Great.
A little scarring.
Pretty normal
I had a good time, teenage years were kind of tough.
Ask my mother

Question 4/10
Are you glass half full or glass half empty?
Is this a question on my outlook?
Glass half of something
Glass half full
Glass half empty

Question 5/10
Irony is best for....
People who can't handle reality.
A song by Alanis Morrisette
The 1980s.
A literature device.

Question 6/10
When a friend asks you for advice you...
Give the best advice I can
Am at a loss for words
Give some bad joke advice
No one comes to me for advice

Question 7/10
How does aging make you feel?
Old, obviously.
Tired, quite frankly.
Enthused, to be honest!

Question 8/10
You've gone clothes shopping with a friend and they want to know how they look. What do you say?
You look fantastic, really, wow!
You look like a million bucks.
You look like you did 10 years ago.
You look wonderful, really.

Question 9/10
When you make jokes, how do you deliver them?
In a very deadpan manner, so no one thinks I'm joking.
While laughing hysterically.
With buildup and a good punchline.
It depends on the joke

Question 10/10
It's a super serious moment but you've just thought of the perfect line. Do you say it?
I'm not sure
Based on the results of this quiz, you are extremely sarcastic. Like, obviously. You simply can't enter a conversation, answer a question, or respond to text without at least a hint of sarcasm.

Extremely Sarcastic
Based on the results of this quiz, you are very sarcastic! Much to the chagrin of your friends, you're chock full of sarcastic remarks, witty asides, and dry biting quips. You just can't help it, sometimes people make it way too easy!

Very Sarcastic
Based on the results of this quiz, you are somewhat sarcastic! The beautiful aspect of your sarcasm is that you know when to use it and when to keep it to yourself. Some moments call for a perfect interjection of sarcasm, while others deserve a total lack of response.

Somewhat Sarcastic
Based on the results of this quiz, you are a little sarcastic! While you can be the king or queen of sarcasm when the moment calls for it, you also know how to use sarcasm to your advantage. Being too sarcastic all the time can make you come across as a jerk, using it in the right moment can make you come across like a comedy savant!

A Little Sarcastic
Based on the results of this quiz, you are not sarcastic at all! It's not that you don't love a sarcastic remark, it's that you're just not the one to come up with them on the spot. While you have a soft spot for witty dry comedy, you're not typically the one dishing it out.

Not Sarcastic At All
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Sarcasm, some of us have it and some of us don't. The burning question is, how sarcastic are you? Are you practically the fifth Seinfeld group member or could your sarcasm use a bit of work? Let's find out!