How Sarcastic Are You Really?

We all have a tendency to be a bit sarcastic, but how sarcastic are you really? Are you ready to find out just where you land on the sarcasm scale? Take these 10 questions and find out!

Question 1/10
What's your favorite website?
The Onion

Question 2/10
Which Seinfeld character do you identify with?

Question 3/10
What do you typically eat for breakfast in the morning?
Rainbows and sunshine
Coffee and toast
Pancakes and bacon
I don't eat breakfast

Question 4/10
You see a homeless guy begging for loose change. What do you do?
Stop him and give him some money
Give him fake monopoly money
Do nothing at all

Question 5/10
What was your childhood like?
Oh just peachy. I would love to do that again.
Eh it was okay I didn't die or anything
I rode a lot of bikes and ate a lot of snacks
Pretty normal come to think of it

Question 6/10
It's your wedding and you're at the altar. Do you take this person to be your lawful, wedded spouse?
Obviously. Why else would I be here?
I do!
Of course!

Question 7/10
Which celebrity do you most like to impersonate?
Miley Cyrus
Kanye West
Donald Trump

Question 8/10
If a friend is looking less than their best and they ask how they look, what do you say?
Like a couple of bucks
Like a million bucks
I wouldn't go screaming in the other direction or anything
You look nice

Question 9/10
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A child
An astronaut
A gravedigger
A grown up

Question 10/10
How do you celebrate your accomplishments?
What accomplishments?
Pizza and ice cream
I don't celebrate
You are a true sarcasm savant! Not only is sarcasm your default mode of living, but your sarcasm has been known to cause massive amounts of laughter in your group of friends. Your sarcasm never comes across as harsh or bitter, rather your biting sense of humor and keen sense of observation makes everyone smile.

Sarcasm Savant
You have a surging amount of sarcasm! When it comes to humor, sarcasm is your weapon of choice. You've always had a keen sense of observation and a quick with. The combination of the two make you a humor powerhouse unlike anyone else.

Surging Sarcasm
While you might not be cutting others down or displaying massive amounts of cynicism, you're still very sarcastic. The good news is that your sarcasm is never angry or bitter. Rather, your quick wit and ability to think on the fly make you a true comedian amongst your group of friends.

Very Sarcastic
You're somewhat sarcastic! Your sweet nature and innate kindness make it a bit difficult for you to be sarcastic sometimes. Despite this, you've still got a witty side that comes out whenever you're comfortable amongst friends or family. While your sweet, no one can ever say you don't have a biting sense of humor!

Somewhat Sarcastic
You're not very sarcastic at all! When it comes to humor, sarcasm is not second nature. You're funny, but your positive nature and inclination towards optimism makes it difficult for you to be overly sarcastic. Your sense of humor is more physical and witty. You're far from snarky or biting.

Not Very Sarcastic