How Sane Are You?

You might think you're mentally sane, but how sane are you really? Is your mind really as right as you think it is? There's only one way to find out! Truthfully answer the questions on this quiz and we'll reveal how sane you actually are! The results might shock you!

Question 1/10
How often do you talk to yourself?
All the time, doesn't everyone?
Sometimes, when I'm working something out.
Never, what do I look like?
No answer

Question 2/10
Do you enjoy long-winded, one-sided conversations with your dog or cat?
Yes, they're a great listener!
I talk to my dog or cat but it's not a conversation.
Other than "I love you", nope!
That's too silly for me!

Question 3/10
Would you ever do this?
Absolutely, what a thrill!
Do I look like I have a death wish?
Possibly, what's the risk?
Nope, no way!

Question 4/10
Do you sometimes catch yourself offering unsolicited advice to complete strangers?
No, that's not me at all.
I've done this once or twice.
Well, they need advice....
Only online!

Question 5/10
Time to take a shower! What’s the first order of business?
Undressing and getting in the shower.
Admiring myself in the mirror.
Checking for murderers and ghosts behind the curtain.

Question 6/10
Would you drive this car?
Yes, I've got a need for speed!
Maybe, is it on a closed course?
Nope, too risky!

Question 7/10
Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, I've seen them with my own eyes!
Yes, I think so, but I've never seen one.
Nope, not at all.
Maybe, I'm on the fence.

Question 8/10
Why do you want to know if you're insane?
My doctor told me to check.
I'm pretty bored right now.
People say I'm "crazy."
The voices told me to.

Question 9/10
Why would you be arrested?
By mistake, obviously.
Collusion with a foreign power.
Walking through my neighborhood naked.
Attempted murder.
Petty theft.

Question 10/10
Would you live here?
In a heartbeat!
Nope, that's haunted.
Maybe, where is it?
I'll give anything a try.
Congratulations, you're 100% sane! Though you might feel like you're going crazy from time to time, you can rest assured that you're just about as sane as they come. Even when things seem out of control, you know how to get your mind right and focus on what comes next. Few people are as together as you!

100% Sane
Based on the results of this quiz, you are 75% sane! Though you might feel insane form time to time (like sitting in bumper to bumper traffic), you're actually pretty put together mentally. You have awesome coping skills, handle stress like a champ, and can always see a silver lining in any situation. If anyone's going to make it in this world, it's you!

75% Sane
Based on the results of this quiz, you are 50% sane! Okay, so half of the time, you're a little bit off of your rocker. Worry not, your insane side is what makes you a total blast to be around. You're fearless, daring, and always looking to test your limits both physically and mentally. A little insane? Sure, but don't ever change!

50% Sane
Based on the results of this quiz, you are 30% sane! Right now, your sanity is beginning to wane. You've probably been feeling it for some time. Suddenly, you're taking more daring risks, blurting out whatever is on your mind, and feeling a bit off the rails. There's still time to keep your sanity in check!

30% Sane
Based on the results of this quiz, you're 10% sane! Full honesty? We wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley. You're an unpredictable and spontaneous person. No one knows white quite what you're going to do or say next. All anyone knows is that you're chock full of surprises. Unfortunately, they're not always good ones!

10% Sane