Everyone has an inner old person, but what does your inner grump go by? It's time to find out! Embark on this 10 question quiz and discover the name of your inner old person. The results might just shock you!
What is your perfect day like?
What time do you usually eat dinner?
Your neighbors are having a raging party. What do you do?
Call the cops, duh!
Phone them and ask them to keep it down.
March over and threaten them.
Put on some headphones and ignore it.
Raid the party myself.
How many cats do you own?
Five or more
How many dogs do you own?
Five or more
What subject do you find most interesting?
How would your friends describe you in one word?
You are heading out for a night of partying. What are you most likely to take with you?
Which trip would you most like to take?
Are you male or female?
I'd prefer not to say
Your inner old person is named Gertrude! Much like this name implies, your inner old person is as sweet as apple pie and always toting some Werther's Originals in her hand bag. She'd never scold you for playing ball on a lawn or talking over the Price is Right. That's just the kind of woman Gertrude is!
Your inner old person is named Mable! Much like this name implies, your inner old person is a bit of a spit fire with a love of breaking the rules. Sure, Mabel can be sweet, but she's also been known to attempt driving without a license and cursing at grocery bag boys. Keep your inner old person under control!
Your inner old person is named Alfred! Much like this name implies, your inner old person is a wise and sage old man who simply wants the youth of American to practice good etiquette and read a book every once and awhile. Alfred doesn't have a mean bone in his body, but he will always correct bad grammar.
Your inner old person is named Gus! Much like this name implies, your inner old person is a bit on the cranky side. Gus likes to complain about prices, the weather, and the overall state of mankind. Sure, Gus has a sweet side, but he'd much prefer to tell you about the line at the bank than his childhood adventures.
Your inner old person is named Vera! Much like this name implies, your inner old person is a sweet and nurturing soul who simply wants everyone to feel loved and cared for. Vera doesn't have a mean bone in her body and has been known to give out candy and money she can't really even afford to give away.