What Would Your Amazon Review Say?

If someone were to write an Amazon review about who you are as a person, what would they say? Would you get a five star review or could you use some work? Take these 10 quiz questions and find out!
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Question 1/10

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Which word describes you best?
Quiet
Wacky
Thoughtful
Brave
Intelligent

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How are you with time management?
The worst.
I can handle anything!
It depends on my mood.

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What would you say to your ex if you saw them again?
I don't even care!
Better off without you.
Tell me the whole truth!
How dare you?
Everything hurts.

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You drop your burrito on the floor. How do you proceed?
I buy another burrito.
I pick it up and eat it.
I curse the universe for my existence.
I throw it away and weep.

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When was the last time you cried?
I'm crying right now.
I can't remember.
A few months ago.
Last week.
I don't cry.

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Do you ever avoid returning texts, calls, emails, etc.?
All the time.
Nope, I love talking to people.
Every now and then.

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You end up sharing the elevator with an acquaintance. How do you respond?
Make some small talk.
Stare at the floor and pretend not to notice.
Tell bad jokes.
Take a fake phone call.

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Are you indecisive?
Yes
No
Sometimes

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Are you good under pressure?
I work best under pressure!
I crumble under pressure.
It depends on the day!

Question 10/10

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Do you tend to write more positive or negative reviews?
Positive
Negative
It depends on the day
Your Amazon review would say "Magical Human Being!" Let's face it, you're one of a kind. Anyone who meets you is astounded by your magical personality and endless charm. You can talk to just about anyone and leave a good impression in your wake!

Magical Human Being

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Your Amazon review would say "Great Product, Poor Packaging!" Okay, so you may need to work on your "packaging" a bit, but that doesn't mean you don't have a killer personality. Others can't help but feel drawn to your epic sense of humor, intellect, and true compassion for others.

Great Product, Poor Packaging

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Your Amazon review would say "Five stars is not enough for this product!" Congratulations, you would earn a five star review as a human being. Others find you to be charming, warm, and compassionate. You're loyal and dependable, yet always down for an adventure.

Five Stars Is Not Enough For This Product

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Your Amazon review would say "Does everything as advertised!" You're a "what you see is what you get" kind of person. You don't put on any airs and you certainly don't change your personality to fit anyone else's needs. You are who you are and people love that about you!

Does Everything As Advertised!

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Your Amazon review would say "Better than expected!" As a very shy and introverted person, it can take a long time for you to open up and be yourself around others. Expectations can be low when first meeting you, but once you decided to let your guard down, you wow others with your amazing personality!

Better Than Expected

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