Let's face it, Donald Trump isn't exactly known for his tact or careful way with words. Have you ever wondered what the Donald would say about you? It's time to find out!
How do you wear your hair?
It's long and lush
It's short and neat
It's a bit sparse
It's all curls and volume
How many hats do you own?
Three or four
One or two
Fill in the blank: Make America _______ again.
If you had Donald Trump level money, would you purchase a private jet?
I don't think so
I'd consider it
How do you feel about Hillary Clinton?
She's one smart cookie
She's got what it takes to lead
I don't know how to feel about her
What's your hidden talent?
Combing my hair over
On a scale of pumpkin to peach, how orange is your skin?
None of these
How much are you actually worth?
I am not my net worth!
Not much at all...
More than you
Do you work hard for the money?
Kind of hard
Can peace be achieved by force?
I'm not sure
"Very, Bad Person, Sad!"
Donald Trump would likely tell you that you're a "Very, bad person, sad!" While we're almost certain that you're actually a great person, the Donald tends to see things his way. Don't agree with his way of life? It's probably just because you're a terrible person. The logic is strong.
"You're A Great Person, The Best!"
Donald Trump would tell you that you're a "Great person, the best!" You and Donald see eye to eye on a variety of subjects. From money to giant walls, you and this political juggernaut have a vision. Donald approves heavily!
"You're Just Jealous Because I'm Really Very Rich."
Are you really very jealous of Donald Trump because he's rich? We're not so sure. But let's face it, when the Donald is backed into a corner or criticized he tends to lash out. While we all certainly wish we had Donald level money, the jealousy factor likely isn't a key issue!
"I Could Make A Star Out Of You!"
Donald Trump would tell you that he could easily make a star out of you! The Donald prides himself on his ability to take nobodies and turn them into somebody. While we certainly don't think you're a nobody, the Donald has faith in your potential star power!
"It's Inevitable That You're Going To Flirt With Me!"
Remember that one time that Donald Trump proclaimed that nearly every woman he has ever worked with has flirted with him? Us too. We think that Donald would quickly proclaim you a flirt, even if your intentions aren’t quite romantic in nature!