Ever felt like shouting out an expletive at the top of your lungs? It's time to find out which word is actually for you! Take these 10 quiz questions and discover your signature curse word!
How much do you love swearing?
I love swearing.
I like sewearing sometimes.
How do you feel at the end of a long day?
Pretty darn angry.
A little on edge.
Calm and collected.
Annoyed but okay.
Pick a lucky number:
Do you consider yourself a creative or an analytical thinker?
I'm a creative thinker.
I'm an analytical thinker.
I'm a bit of both.
Who are you most likely to swear at?
My significant other
Anyone else on the road
Choose an insult to sling at someone:
Do people get surprised when you swear or is it business as usual?
It's business as usual.
They're typically surprised.
As a child you were most likely to get in trouble for....
Breaking my curfew.
Getting bad grades.
Cursing at the dinner table.
Fighting with my siblings.
Stealing the car.
How would you describe yourself in a single word?
What's your favourite kind of rant?
Your signature curse word should be shat! You're the type who tends to be a bit of a hot head. Whether you stub your toe or get cut off in traffic, sometimes nothing but a good curse word will soothe your soul. Unfortunately, you can't always drop the F bomb in public, which makes "shat" a pretty good alternative for a passionate rebel like you!
Your signature curse word would be futz! You’re the type of person who is known for your strong sense of humor and keen observation skills. You can have anyone in stitches during the course of people watching at a bar or cafe. Though you might love to kill with a good joke, you’re not the type to let expletives fly freely. Futz is your signature word, especially when that other four letter alternative just won’t do.
Your signature curse word is bull hockey! You’re the type of person who is always fairly laid back and easy going. People look to you for a sense of reality and groundness. This is why you would never let yourself be seen as a hot head with a love of deeply offensive swear words. Bull hockey is just the ticket when you need to let a curse fly in public!
Your signature curse word should be crap! You’re the type of person who immediately feels better after letting a few expletives fly. Got cut off on the highway? Crap! Short a few dollars in the check out line? Crap, crap, crap. This word would do just the trick in a bind!
Your signature curse word should be Frig! Let’s face it, you’re not the type to let loose and start a curse tirade over nothing. You pride yourself on being pretty polite and easy going. Sometimes, when that other four letter word can’t fly, frig might be just what the doctor ordered.