Are you alive in there? Hey, is anyone home? Life comes at us hard sometimes, meaning we have no choice but to lay down and quietly die on the inside. What percent dead are you in the inside today? Are you more or less dead than most? Let this quiz decide just how alive you really are!
Which type of baby animal do you prefer?
Have you ever worked a job in customer service or retail?
Yes, it was the worst.
Yes, but I never cared enough to truly hate it.
Yes, I didn't mind it much.
For a very short amount of time.
Nope, I never worked in retail.
What type of music do you like best?
How much of your wardrobe is black?
All of it.
Most of it.
None of it.
When is the last time you cried during a movie?
Within the past week.
Within the past month.
Within the past year or two.
Probably today some time.
I never cry during movies.
What is your most recently used emoji?
How much do you care about what other people think?
I care quite a bit.
I care a lot.
More than most people.
Not very much.
Not at all.
How do you take your coffee?
Cream and sugar
I don't drink coffee
How do you feel about making small talk?
I love a bit of small talk!
It's fine, sometimes it makes things less awkward.
It's not the worst, not the best.
I despise small talk!
What's the last thing you Instagrammed?
A picture of my brunch.
A pet photo.
An outfit photo.
A black and white mirror selfie.
I don't have Instagram.
Whoa, you're pretty dead. Dead as a door nail in fact. In other words, the grim reaper has come and ripped away any feelings you used to have. Right now, you're pretty numb to the world at large. Feelings? What are those? You're a human zombie, wandering around just doing your thing.
85% Dead Inside
Hey, you're about 85% dead inside! Surely, you're at a point where you don't feel much of anything anymore. The good news? You still look great! For someone so dead on the inside, your outside is looking mighty good.
50% Dead Inside
Hey, lucky you! You're not all the way dead, but you're not exactly totally alive either. You're equally dead and alive! You walk a fine line between feeling nothing and feeling everything. Not everyone gets to say that!
35% Dead Inside
Whoa, look out, we've got a live one here! Unlike most of the people taking this quiz, you're pretty much alive. You feel most things rather deeply, even if you wish you couldn't. Admit it, though it's hard, life can also be pretty cool!
10% Dead Inside
Look out everyone, this here is a live one! You're only about 10% dead inside, which means you're just about as alive as they come. While some people are trudging about like zombies, you're living life to the fullest. You feel every emotion with strength and fortitude!