Have you ever suspected that you might secretly be a redneck? It's time to find out once and for all! Take these 10 personality quiz questions and determine if you're actually a redneck. The results might just shock you!
Where do you currently live?
In the country
In the city, but my heart belongs to the country!
In the suburbs
In a small town
Is there a gun rack in your home?
What's a gun rack?
Pick a domestic beer:
Pabst Blue Ribbon
What pattern do you wear the most?
Where would you most like to hold your wedding reception?
The shooting range
A country club
A proper wedding venue
What are you most proud of?
My work ethic
You ever go out muddin’?
All the time
Sure, it's a good time!
What the heck is that?
Pick a TV snack:
Is NASCAR a real sport?
It's the best sport!
It's kind of a sport I guess...
It's not a sport
Do you really care what other people think of your lifestyle?
Not at all, they can shove off!
I don't really care what anyone thinks.
I care a little bit.
I definitely care what others think.
Secretly A Redneck
Based on the results of this quiz, you might secretly be a redneck! Do you own more camouflage than any average citizen should? Do you consider a Keystone Light to be an indulgence? Do you have more than one Larry the Cable Guy joke memorized? You might just be a redneck! Don't take offense, the redneck lifestyle is free, fun, and full of epic (if not silly) adventures. Keep on doing you!
Not Secretly A Redneck
Based on the results of this quiz, you're not secretly a redneck! Does being called a redneck make you feel hot with frustration? Do you secretly throw Jeff Foxworthy DVDs into the Walmart bargain bin in rage? Does a jacked up truck make you seethe in anger? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you're not secretly a redneck. In fact, you're the total opposite. You might even be considered a city slicker!
A Closet Redneck
Based on the results of this quiz, you might be a closet redneck! In your opinion, there's no real shame in embracing a free and fun way of life. You love a good cheap beer, Larry the Cable guy always makes you laugh, and a good country song can always get you humming. You love the country way of life and secretly wish to embrace it to the fullest! Now go get your hunting camo ready and lead your best life!