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You are a professional potato chip inspector! Hey someone needs to inspect the potato chips for quality, and you're the right person for the job. Are the chips not crunchy enough? Low on salt? You know what differentiates a good chip from a bad chip, and we love you for that!

You are a professional origami artist. Folding paper is your forte, so much so, that you've earned a professional title at this unique art. Paper cranes are a bit pedestrian for you. As the premiere origami artist, you can craft just about anything out of a simple square of paper.

You are a freelance linguist! You don't like to be tied down to one job or have a set schedule, but you are a top notch linguist. Because of this, it only makes sense that you would share your language abilities with the world on your own terms.

You are a cake batter expert! Someone needs to decipher when the batter tastes a little off, and that someone is you. Before baking an entire cake, the batter needs to be the right consistency, and hold a good amount of flavor. You know just what it takes for a cake to be the best!